Uncyclopedia:Article Narrator of the Month/winners

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2007[edit]

March[edit]

Insineratehymn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3
  • nom and for --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:07, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --General Insineratehymn 02:34, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Kenvalyi 03:33, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Xylitol (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9

April[edit]

Insineratehymn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7 uses of extreme sarcasm
  • N+F It's starting to be a bit overdue for Insineratehymn. Does loads of good work in the audio field, including my fav - My Journeys with the GPS. Nothing like a bit article whoring while I'm at it :) ~Jewriken.GIF 23:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because I can vote for myself. --General Insineratehymn 21:21, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For because of his fantabulous job with Uncyclopedia is the worst. --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:09, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I'll keep voting for hymn until he gets Insinerated... or something. --Kenvalyi 19:57, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 19:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Ilona06 02:29, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • No Vote The creation of the Contents original recording is bad, but the rest are good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:13, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The creation of the Contents original recording is good, and so are the rest. Until I learn how to convert my recordings to mp3 I'll have to go with this guy. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 14:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • XMPlay + LAME --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:26, 30 April 2007 (UTC

May[edit]

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4 strangely accented diagonatribes
  • nom & for --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 19:26, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes, please --General Insineratehymn 22:49, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  • for This guy rocks! He needs this award, so give it to him! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:31, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png02:57, 30 May 2007

June[edit]

The Thinker (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6 gruff cowboys
  • Nom + For. Folgers Crystals. Nuff said. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  • sDig OMG, this is, so, unexpected... hehe ;) --THINKER 23:41, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Who could listen to lines like "crispity crunchity goodness" and not say for? --THE 14:35, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For --General Insineratehymn 21:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For There's no real way to describe the taste of a Folger's Crystal narration. Mmmmmm -RAHB 02:28, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. He also did Sergei Rachmaninoff, which I was very pleased with! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:37, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:39, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8 poorly imitated accents
  • Nom + For. See: Dane Cook and Canadians. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:18, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For And don't forget about his angelic singing in "Be Gay". -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:56, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig though now I'm waiting for Jackie Mason's rendition of Be Gay.. --THINKER 05:04, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Still reminds me of a Native American -RAHB 06:23, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For I'll see your Canadians and raise you a smile. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:02, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
  1. Foreskin, which this dude presumably doesn't have. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:49, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png09:37, 30 July 2007

August[edit]

Zim ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

*Nom & For Because there is no other candidate and I see he has added severeal audios to UnNews--Sir Manforman CUN.png 12:53, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

  • Comment This is for normal audios though. For UnNews we have the Goldstein one, which Zim has won twice. -RAHB 08:52, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • ineligible No visible article narrations I can see. Minimum three full article narrations. -RAHB 23:03, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

The Thinker (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 last day nominations

September[edit]

Todd Lyons (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom & For - he did a good job with narrarating AAAAAAAAA!--Sir Manforman CUN.png 23:50, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, I guess. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
  • For, but only because he's terribly inactive. If he was back, I'd never even dream of voting for him. Because that's how I roll. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:51, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

The UnIdiot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7

October[edit]

The UnIdiot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  • Nom & For - yes he won this last month, but he has 18 several audios, which is probably more than any other Uncyclopedian, and he's the only active audio-recorder at the moment--Sir Manforman CUN.png 00:01, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
Ahem, not to brag or anything, but I have 31 audios, and I don't even want to guess how many Zim has. Check your facts next time. But then again, as Modus always say, he's quite mad. Which is completely irrelevant. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:29, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Um...For? All 18 of those audios aren't article narrations, but a bunch are. Plus it would be funny to beat led out when I'm the one who nommed him... Let the games begin!- UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:27, Oct 16
    • That would make you technically ineligible, then. Manforman, this isn't the first time you've done this. Hell, it isn't even the second. Brush up on your reading and try not to do this ever, ever again. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:36, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
      • Disregard that, I suck cocks. Watch it on the nominations, though, M4M. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:47, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
  • 'Fore! Helped me with my article and has done tons of others--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us.png 00:51, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment- he still has more than 3 mainspace narrarations though, also if anyone is ineligible, it's TheLedBalloon, who only narrarated 1 article. Also, I thought his audios were referring to the articles he narrarated, but not all were actual narrarations--Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:13, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Yep, and I have 2 more mainspace articles scheduled for tomorrow! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 01:29, Oct 16

TheLedBalloon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4

November[edit]

Insineratehymn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6

December[edit]

NXWave (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5

*Comment - I'm afraid that has nothing to do with recordings--Æ 22:24, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Note: for being the pathetic gobshite of the year, previous awards stripped from the so called vandal nicknamed NXWave by ~Jewriken.GIF 14:41, 15 March 2008 (UTC).

2008[edit]

January[edit]

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +8 soggy chips and broken hearts

March[edit]

Ljlego (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Ljsexgo
  • N'n'F - I abhor long lists of people's accomplishments on voting pages. I mean, if you don't know what Lj's done in the field of narration, how will me listing all the many, wonderful, audios change that? Sure, you'll vote for him, but, in the long run, isn't that what awards are for? Confusing nominations peach crumble? Good audios seagull cream cheese. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:00, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
  • I agree with every word of whatever it is that ZB said. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Mar 5
  • FUCKING FOR. also FU ZB. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:02, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Yeah, sure. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:31, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
  • For. For the priceless comedy value of his British accent on Gordon Ramsay, primarily. (Although his others are good too. And my various attempts at US accents are far, far worse, but thankfully, I'll never do audio, so you'll never find out how appalling they are). Anyway, to sum up: Lj rocks. Damn his talented eyes. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:29, Mar 17
  • For -RAHB 03:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg F☭R Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

May[edit]

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6

2009[edit]

June[edit]

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 11
  1. Nom 'n' For. For the great job she did on Bad Directions. "Drain the main vein" indeed. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:12, Jun 4
  2. For I liked "Poop shoot" myself --Saleenmustang.jpg fuentfue Saleenmustang.jpg My Talk : My Awards 03:40, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. because I thought no one would like it.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:00, 6 June 2009
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. She did a great job on the Tide article (while admittedly having outstanding material to work with!). --Clemens177 23:01, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Yup. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:11, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. You can drain my main vein anytime you want, baby. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:25, Jun 7
  7. For. I'm still kind of shocked that there is someone one the internet who sounds like a girl, but Zana's audios are pretty good anyway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:35, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Performance art Zana. Like the voices as well. You might be setting a high standard here ! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:08, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
  9. Fuck. I didn't want to vote for Zana, but the options seem pretty limited. Actually, that's a lie. I didn't want to vote at all or was even aware of this award until today. In any case, for whoeveritis I'm voting for. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:11, 11 Jun
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:30, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Seems not many choices here.. Anyway, good narrating. Can I still vote, It's the first of July. Where's the guy who did stephen hawking ran over my cat though. Did he get this award too? --Iateyourgranny 22:43, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  12. Ankh smite.png Bless.Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 21:30, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

2010[edit]

May[edit]

Dexter111344 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9 wizards doing it
  1. Nom and for His voice is just hilarious, he's done My mommy, Idiots, and I will never forget.. ++Ironfistname.png 23:34, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Magical For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:45, 15 May 2010
  3. Symbol for vote.svg dicks lol His rendition of I will never forget (my sole feature lolz) was magical. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat23:48, Saturday 15 May 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. YMSCIHMF! You beat me to this by just over half an hour. I was going to nom him in celebration of Wizard making the top three articles of the month, and was waiting for its officiality to take effect. Have listened to his audio's, and he's very good at it. A well deserved nom and hopefully win. Aleister sans chains 23:52 15 5 mmX
  5. Against Fucking fag. Oh I mean for. I forgot this was me. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:59, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Oh and if anyone has specific articles you want recorded, ask me on my talk page. I want to solidify the justification behind me being nominated for/winning this. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:24, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Fucking magical. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:11, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
  7. God damn Dexter, how old are you? Did your voice change yet? O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 05:25, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Fuck yeah! Ohmygod this is so cool. Love, Ethine sig.png 
  9. Smite lightning.jpg Fuck no! Yeah, right, no. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:09,23May,2010

June[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5

16:38, Jun 21

  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Jesus! The dude is up for three awards this month! And he's worthy of all of them! Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:11, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

July[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
  • Nom and for This dude is a content machine. Give him his due. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:04, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I've listened to some of his recent recordings. He makes the pages interesting (although I'd like to hear more acting in his voice, maybe he can record a talk page. "Talk:Gay Jesus" would be my suggestion. Yah, record that one, be about 40 minutes long). One for the other ring finger. Aleister 16:50 19 7
    That would be like asking your girlfriend to work with a strap-on. (Aleister? Girlfriend? What was I thinking?) I do it deadpan, because the "serious" voice (typically UnNews anchorman) is the gimmick for all the crap he is reading--allowing for a little inflection when even he can't believe it. I'd view "acting" as an attempt to coax the reader to laugh.
    Talk:Gay Jesus should go on VFD, as some good minds are debating what is true rather than what is funny. Narrating that would be more like asking your girlfriend to work with a nail gun. Spıke Ѧ 20:51 18-Jul-10
    This month: Media:Batroc.mp3 (That's got "acting"!), Media:Fantastic Four.mp3, Media:Rice burners.mp3, and Media:Dianalysis.mp3. Spıke Ѧ 14:01 24-Jul-10
  • Symbol for vote.svg Again! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:56, 29 July 2010

August[edit]

MacMania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7 people exterminated from not normalising the volume who hope The Doctor has a very unlucky Friday.
  1. NF - 16 minutes of Dalek shouting? That has to worth something. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:01, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
    • Symbol comment vote.svg Invalid nom for now at least, as I need to have recorded two one more narrations. I'll try and rectify this, but I can't promise anything. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:44 9 Aug 2010]
    Goddamnit, I'm out of shape. Now go record more! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:48, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Sherlock Holmes and UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), here I come! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:48 9 Aug 2010]
    No, wait, UnScripts probably don't count as mainspace, do they? I'll probably try 2001: A Space Odyssey or something. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:53 9 Aug 2010]
    At this point I'd say a simple "Duuuuunn duunnnnn... DUN DUN" will probably suffice. Competition isn't too tough around these parts anymore. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:59, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Simple dun dun dun DAH DAHHH indeed. It's up. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[05:24 10 Aug 2010]
  2. Symbol for vote.svg EXTERMINATE, elementary and errir, er, error. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[05:24 10 Aug 2010]
  3. Symbol for vote.svg FUCK YES! MacMania's narrator skills rule across several galaxies. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:25, 10 August 2010
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. A voice as sweet as the morning dew. Aleister 22:04 10 8
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Some of the best narrations I've heard. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 08:30, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
  6. 4
I can see you've had practice--Icanthelpyouhere 20:17, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I enjoy MacMania's narrations, and hope that there are more of them to come. Does this mean I don't get exterminated now? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 20:37 Saturday, August 14, 2010

September[edit]

Mrthejazz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4
  • Fom + Nor as per Beige --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:51, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Does he qualify? Rules say, "Have recorded audio segments for at least three 'full' mainspace articles." I don't think he has. But if he has, then mark this up as a Fucking fuck yes for. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:17, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Has he done anything? I can't read Beige, but it doesn't have a {{Listen}} template, and I can't find a File:Beige.mp3 on the site. And his nomination was as premature as Obama's Nobel! I'm good for three this month...but only if I get Bling. Spıke Ѧ 23:25 5-Sep-10
    Gee guys, I just saw this, and I have to say, I'm really honored! The articles that I have narrated are AAAAAAAAA! 2010 Remix (Hosted by Kanye West), and Beige, (the listen templates are disguised UnBeige audio) although I actually have two different sections narrated on Beige. I also narrated a thank-you to those who voted on beige. Whether that actually counts or not I'll leave to your individual judgment. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 23:41, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
    I see it now. It really is an audio, and narrated in beige, as it were. Mordillo has noted that the "three audios" requirement is career, not month, but you had better get busy on another one, just to make it unambiguous. Spıke Ѧ 00:00 6-Sep-10
    Actually, I was going to be like "screw dat", but I think I have a funny idea for one. (smile smile) It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 00:08, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
    Cool! Spıke Ѧ 00:13 6-Sep-10
    Aight, number three is finished. Go check out the article I eat my own shit. Also For, I guess.

Actually, make that four articles. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:46, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Good and funny recordings. More, more. Aleister 1:21 23 9

October[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2 Benthic Birds

November[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Huh?
  • Not a nom. Okay, I am in for the month with Chat Roulette (Gnome-speakernotes.svg listen). Spıke Ѧ 14:07 29-Nov-10
  • Not a nom either. Moving an article and suppressing a redirect just to match capitalisation of a file you made? Really? For that matter, you should probably have a redirect for that, anyway! ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 14:50 (UTC)
    Still not one. Redirect is now created. Fixing six links seemed easier than QVFD'ing and reloading the audio--and much better than wondering, a year from now, why it wasn't coming up despite being "correctly typed." Wilytank notes that there already was a featured article Chatroulette, but the above one goes in a few additional directions. Spıke Ѧ 22:22 29-Nov-10
  • Symbol for vote.svg This is a nom. Purple! ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 01:37 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. If SPIKE did his third. But I will link Puppy's chatroulette to the lead of the one mentioned above. Yay Spike! Aleister 21:26 30 11
    No, I only did one. Apparently everyone else only did zero. Spıke Ѧ 21:31 30-Nov-10
    Whoops, thanks for your honesty. Three is the minimum requirement, according to the unchangable (except if you edit it) rules and laws above. I must sadly withdraw my vote, sigh. Aleister 21:53 30 11
    No, Mordillo once said (perhaps with respect to the Goldstein award for UnNews Audio--whose rules I've rewritten to incorporate this, and where the distinction isn't important this month) that three over the career was the qualifying minimum, and one in the month. Spıke Ѧ 22:06 30-Nov-10
    Eh, you clearly got the award before, so it looks like you've done the qualifying minimum... can I vote a squid? Hells...
  • Squid! ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 23:13 (UTC)

December[edit]

Sonje (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and very for I listened to Sonje singing the audio of UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) and ran right over here to nom her. A professional performance. I hope you'll do two more audios this month (I still think that should be the bar on audio awards), and actually look forward to hearing the UnTunes track again (except for the male voice who pipes in a few times) 'Nuff said. Aleister 18:17 2 12
    Awesome performance! Can someone be gotten to record Klingon Wonderland before the end of the Christmas season? Three is the bar, only it's per-career. Perhaps Sonje will do it? Spıke Ѧ 02:18 4-Dec-10
    Thanks Aleister. Ive actually done another one before. So just one to go. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:47, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.Sonje sings the best!--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:01, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • I told Sonje I'll have her babies when she was just into images. Now, I'll have her triplets. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:05, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • 4 Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:01, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dur. She does seem quite good.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:36, 27 December 2010

2011[edit]

February[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • I have perhaps the first narration of the month--during the save from VFD of Aurora (Gnome-speakernotes.svg listen)--and if there are no other better in the month, I'd welcome the award; if there are, give it to them. Spıke Ѧ 00:31 20-Feb-11
    My vote is there if two more recordings are done (I'm still waiting for SPIKE to record Stub, a request months old in the asking)(sigh). I'm a stickler to the former and should be present three recordings rule (although if SPIKE did a few in January that would count for this month too, please enlighten me to numbers and quality). That said, Yay SPIKE! Aleister 12:38 20-2-'11
  • Nom, knock it off, Spike, etc. But he did a recording. No idea if it's any good or not, but he did do one.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:40, 24 February 2011

  • Break down. Borrow someone's PC. Just for a few minutes. Spıke Ѧ 17:46 24-Feb-11
    No! I refuse! 'Sides, it'd take more than a few minutes to establish a baseline of what folks are capable of in general around here, and from there tell if what you've done is particularly good, anyhow.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:49, 24 February 2011

  • Symbol for vote.svg For. SPIKE gives good mic. Althought he only did one, and thus broke the rule of having to do three in the month, SPIKE cares not for rules, and is a renegade who must be tracked down and corralled every evening. Aleister 23:31 28-2-'11
    Thank you! but you forget, I am said to be a rules martinet; and the last rule we got out of Management is that the rule is minimum 3, career; minimum 1, period in question. Spıke Ѧ 23:36 28-Feb-11

April[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Scaffold

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:19, 25 April 2011

  • Thanks. Have learned not to suggest that you actually listen to it. Spıke Ѧ 03:32 25-Apr-11

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4