Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the SUGAR Author:[edit]

I am CANDY 17 years old and UNICORNS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIXIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as SPRINKLES possible.

Let me tell you PEACEFUL about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers ICE CREAM PUPPIES SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS ROSES swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the FLOWERS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIXIES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JOY depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse KITTENS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire FRIENDS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIKACHU drug.

I am an active LUV member of a FOOTBALL tourette syndrome association and JELLY BEANS I am making steps towards LOLLIPOPS eradicating the public OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS SWIMMING POOL DANDELIONS GINGERBREAD SPRINKLES "swearing" disorder, because it is DANDELIONS much much more.

I am sorry PUPPIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on LUV uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEDDY BEARS that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LOLLIPOPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this LOLLIPOPS article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! not funny at all.

Thank you FLUFFY CLOUD for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

FRIENDS FLOWERS SUGAR SPRINKLES PIXIES ICE CREAM NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS PIXIES BASKETBALL HOOP JOY LOLLIPOPS POKéMON PUPPIES SUGAR BASKETBALL HOOP I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS RAINBOWS GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS TEDDY BEARS RAINBOWS PASTURE SMILES FOOTBALL HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL GINGERBREAD DANDELIONS POKéMON HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES PIKACHU RAINBOWS SMILES GUMDROPS SUGAR UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS BASKETBALL HOOP FOOTBALL GUMDROPS RAINBOWS KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES CANDY HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GUMDROPS SUNSHINE !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.