HowTo:Determine if you might be an Uncyclopedian in the style of Jeff Foxworthy
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The following is a set of criteria against which you, dear reader, may measure yourself, and find yourself wanting.
- If you get nominated for a bizarre award of some sort,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you wake up drunk and Uncyclopedia is in all your browser tabs,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you are a Discordian,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
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- If you talk with an accent,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you laugh at sophisticated poop jokes,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you are worried that men in black will track you down through Uncyclopedia,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you are the worst,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
Tip
You can pee in the Uncyclopedia pool and nobody cares.
- If you use Uncyclopedia as reference for school work,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you are a huge Adam West fan,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you should be in therapy,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you get the Jeff Foxworthy reference,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you don't get the Jeff Foxworthy reference,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you are a sinner,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you use drugs and write,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
Tip
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- If you don't use drugs and write,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you find the idea of Christian Heavy Metal ironic,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If your brain is improperly wired,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you don't discriminate in who you ridicule,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you can laugh at yourself, but would much rather laugh at others,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you bring a gun to a knife fight,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you pissed a tequila anaconda the full length of the parking lot,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you have too much time on your hands,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
Tip
The password for the main page is "I blazing your hyena."
- If you have been mistaken for an escaped mental patient,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you worship Satan,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you have the munchies,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If your parents think they've failed in raising you,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you know what "clowney daggers" refers to,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If your pets have a sense of humor,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you use the National Enquirer to inspire your writing,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you watch way too much animal sex,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
Tip
Conway Twitty gets Emo girls hot.
- If you could be a porn star,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you can conjure demons,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you once shot a vending machine to see how long it took the cops to show,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If your writing is reminiscent of Tourettes syndrome,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you are dead,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you are willing to connect the random in unlikely, occasionally tempting ways,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you make fun of Chinese people who hate rice,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.
- If you hover around a few pages, eccentrically so, and they and your habits provide strange, amusing insight,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.::
- If you are your own mom,
- You might be an Uncyclopedian.