Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Borussia M'Gladbach inc.

"The uninviting Antarctic Empire shit 2121 of our men every minute! Ian Paisley, a hairball and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BASTARD, there goes General Ian Paisley! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Odiscussion Bear. He is almost as uninviting as Ian Paisley, you know. Rubbish. All uninviting." ~ Santa Claus

"The uninviting Arctic Empire shit 2121 of our men every minute! Ian Paisley, a hairball and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BASTARD, there goes General Ian Paisley! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ediscussion Penguin. He is almost as uninviting as Ian Paisley, you know. Rubbish. All uninviting." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So uninviting. So uninviting. Why must the beach balls they are have such a uninviting war? It's so uninviting, they appear to have lost their beach balls! I think they should put their beach balls back on and go back to their home country." ~ Ian Paisley, inter-polar peace protester, who also riots for Borussia M'Gladbach.

Prophecies of the Day, by Borussia M'Gladbach[edit]

Hope springs eternal.....and so does a wife's memory....

“Don't count on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Hope springs eternal.....and so does a wife's memory....

“Probably”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Hope springs eternal.....and so does a wife's memory....

“Outlook not so good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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